We're All Born Atheist

When I was born, I was born an Atheist.  We all enter the world this way.  And just like everyone else, I didn’t know it.  My first memories of religion are of attending a Catholic church with my family.  As a young child (4-6 years old) I don’t remember much about it.  I can still see the large cathedral in my mind.  I also remember the kneeling then sitting and then kneeling again.  I didn’t understand this, but I just went along.  I can also still see the basket of money being passed down the aisle, and my dad putting in his couple of dollars.  I didn’t understand any of it.
When I was 7 years old we moved to a different part of the state.  We started attending a Baptist church.  The Baptist church was different from the Catholic church.  We sang a lot of songs about Jesus, and the Pastor loudly preached how we were going to burn in hell if we didn’t follow god’s word.  This was my first introduction to the bible.  We had Sunday school before services every week, and we were taught stories from the bible.  I found them to be unbelievable, they sounded like fairy tales to me.  So I would question the teachers.  Questions like - Why can’t we see god? Where is heaven? How did Noah get all those animals on the ark? (and that was before I knew just how many animals are in this world!)  The teachers were very annoyed with me, and I never got a strait answer out of them.  I didn’t believe in god or the bible, but everyone that I knew did.  My family, teachers, friends…all of them.
One day after Sunday school( I was 8 years old) I heard some men talking in the hallway.  I probably wouldn’t have even noticed them, but I heard them talking about people called “Atheists“.  Now, I was a pretty good student in public school.  I loved science, math, and history - especially history!  So I had heard of Germans, French, British, Japanese, etc.  But I hadn’t heard of Atheists.  I walked up to the men and I asked about these Atheist people.  One man told me, “Atheists are people who don’t believe in god”.  I can only imagine the expression on my face as I became overjoyed and blurted out, “There are other people who don’t believe in god.  I don’t believe in god.  So I’m an Atheist”.  The men rushed me to the room where my parents were and told them what I had said.  My dad promptly dragged me out to the parking lot and beat my ass.  But I didn’t care.  I was still happy because I knew I wasn’t alone in the world.  I was an Atheist.